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  The day after Armageddon

  by Pronger1 in

  1. watchtower
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  jws are scattered across the globe.

  a few million people left, pretty isolated from each other.. telephone lines and power goes down since the people who supported the infrastructure are dead.

  communication across town, state, country, etc is cut off.

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  schnell - But seriously, their card to play is a Deus Ex Machina where God makes everything better and answers all their questions and tells them how to do everything.
  Deus Ex Machina endings always suck.

  This is pretty much it.

  The day after Armageddon, humans will be perfect, so they'll instantly have knowledge of wilderness survival. Also, reading the Awake magazine for six months is equivalent to a college education, so most of the JWs will be the equivalent of PhDs (this ignores that most JWs don't actually read the magazines). And if reading the mags makes you college-smart, think of how smart the writers of the magazines are. They must be like walking supercomputers.
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  The Pastor of my Old Church Tried to Re-Convert Me Yesterday

  by cofty in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  yesterday evening my wife and i were invited to friends house for new year's eve.

  we met them when i was a christian and we have kept in touch.

  they had a few other friends there as well, including the new church pastor and his wife.

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  Change the page view to 20 posts per page, then it's only 129 pages and you can read it in half the time!
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  Jehovah God is Real

  by TakeOffTheCrown in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  there are many on this site that do not believe that jehovah truly exists; that he is not a real being.

  but, he is as real as next breath you draw into your nostrils.. some of you say that there is no evidence that he exists.

  yet, none of you can prove that he does not exits.. cofty, (you come to mind), i appreciate that you have stated, without reservation, that you do not believe that god exists.. yet, you cannot prove it.. hope in jehovah..

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  This really is the best that JWs have to offer, isn't it? We used to look down on Christendom, like they were such spiritual babes, but at least they could summon up some (bad) logical arguments. The best JWs can do is "you can't prove me wrong, so I'm right..." or "you weren't there!"

  Sorry, maybe I'm ruining the civility of the thread, but when you leave the JWs and their "reading the Awake magazine is like a college education!" nonsense, and are exposed to other ideas, you realize that even the above-average JWs are like kindergartners as far as logical reasoning is concerned.
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  My funniest stand up JW Jokes so far

  by usualusername1 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in the last couple of months, i have been practising my stand up.

  so far these are my best jokes:.

  not celebrating birthdays and christmas has saved me so much money.

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  usualusename1, those were all very good jokes.

  A childhood of learning how to spew out absolute nonsense to strangers
  has led to me to a highly successful political career

  I think this should be the punchline, not the lead-in
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  Welcome President Pence!

  by Wasanelder Once in

  1. social
  2. current

  can we expect legal problems for trump to cripple his authority?

  remember that trump u. is still pending as well as multiple accusations of groping.

  there is that one case of the woman claiming he raped her at 13. wow america, you really know how to pick'em.

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  It takes a lot of self-control to keep repeating with a straight face that cigarette smoking is not harmful. (I guess the piles of cash he got for saying it helped some.)
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  Fossilized foot prints, how do they explain it away?

  by Crazyguy in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so there have been many sets of fossilized human footprints found in africa, italy, europe, britain and new mexico.

  these foot prints are thought to be anywhere from 20,000 to 2 million years old.

  so what do christians and jws do to try to explain these away.

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  {Fundamentalist] Christians say radiocarbon dating is unreliable. Scientists say it's reliable(written by a Christian).
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  Does Mr Trump have his own 'hotline' to Russia's President Putin?

  by fulltimestudent in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  according to australian newspaper, the canberra times (for aussies, its a fairfax publication) trump is able to contact putin and the conversations cannot be tapped.

  (an interesting claim).. quote 1:.

  "a former senior western intelligence operative, a specialist in russian counterintelligence deemed credible in washington, has provided the fbi with evidence that trump 'and his inner circle have accepted a regular flow of intelligence from the kremlin, including on clinton, since russian intelligence had compromised trump during his visits to moscow – so that he could be blackmailed'.

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  I did see a report that Putin and Trump have been involved in, what shall we call it, "mutual stimulation" on Skype together.

  People are saying it. I don't know if it's true, but many people are saying it.sad!
  
  
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  Does Mr Trump have his own 'hotline' to Russia's President Putin?

  by fulltimestudent in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  according to australian newspaper, the canberra times (for aussies, its a fairfax publication) trump is able to contact putin and the conversations cannot be tapped.

  (an interesting claim).. quote 1:.

  "a former senior western intelligence operative, a specialist in russian counterintelligence deemed credible in washington, has provided the fbi with evidence that trump 'and his inner circle have accepted a regular flow of intelligence from the kremlin, including on clinton, since russian intelligence had compromised trump during his visits to moscow – so that he could be blackmailed'.

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  I think the other comments are that Trump would start a nuclear war with anybody who insulted him in the tiniest way on Twitter, not specifically with Russia. In fact, it seems Russia might be the only country safe from his tiny, tiny trigger finger
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  Does Mr Trump have his own 'hotline' to Russia's President Putin?

  by fulltimestudent in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  according to australian newspaper, the canberra times (for aussies, its a fairfax publication) trump is able to contact putin and the conversations cannot be tapped.

  (an interesting claim).. quote 1:.

  "a former senior western intelligence operative, a specialist in russian counterintelligence deemed credible in washington, has provided the fbi with evidence that trump 'and his inner circle have accepted a regular flow of intelligence from the kremlin, including on clinton, since russian intelligence had compromised trump during his visits to moscow – so that he could be blackmailed'.

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  Not much response because there really isn't much to go on. An email server that seems to only send and receive email from one other server is fishy, but what can you say beyond that? I could speculate and start assuming things and judge him guilty until proven innocent, but then I'd be a Republican.
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  Give my Cubbies some love!

  by JRK in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  how many of you think the cubs deserve a world series championship for the first time in 108 years!?.

  jk.

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